Thursday, January 24, 2008

3. You are making Geeky Girl History.

Here is more Girl-Geeky discourse in-coming. We're on to something here. And you obviously know what I'm talking about.

From Hallie Jones:


geek girls....



  • go off on tangents about being oppressed by men to men who aren't oppressing them.... but they'll listen because the girls are intelligent and sassy and they think that's super hot
  • fantasize about being productive
  • maintain websites
  • spend a lot of time being immersed in adobe products
  • have a major sweet toof (yeah, i said toof)
  • wear thongs
  • hate the mall (or as I like to refer to it.... the zombie park)
  • wear buttons and sew on patches
  • geek out with other geek girls
  • quickly befriend geek guys who'll be their computer fixin' bitches
  • can talk some serious shit about microsoft
  • work at non-profits making a fraction of what they could because they prefer to have their freedom, come in late, work late, and have a voice
  • daydream about possibilities and "how to"
  • like sage, the tarot, and energy that is unseen
  • frequent message boards
  • are smarter then their men on the computer and can track down everything they do
  • do weird, artsy things to bugs
  • shave their legs about twice a year and their armpits even less
  • don't eat meat
  • get really excited about things like taxidermy, tanning hides, and meth mouth
  • know the secrets of other geek girls and can communicate non-verbally
  • love summer nights in humid ol' kentucky when you can feel the dampness on your skin
  • riding bikes at 2 in the morning past the stock yards and despise hearing the pigs scream because it makes them feel horrible inside



http://www.halliejones.com/
http://www.myspace.com/halliedj

2 comments:

Hearts said...

oh my god! you made my comments spread eagle!

tracylynn45 said...

"work at non-profits making a fraction of what they could because they prefer to have their freedom, come in late, work late, and have a voice"

amen. preach it sister